Hello and Welcome,
This is an Amalie Robert Estate
Update: Open House and Tractor Bypass Surgery. A FLOG communication from Dena
and Ernie. Amalie Robert Willamette Valley Pinot Noir.
Please join Dena and Ernie for
our next Open House on Saturday, July 25 & Sunday, July 26, from 10 am to 3
pm by appointment. An Evite will arrive shortly to schedule your preferred
tasting day and time. You may also reach Dena by email at
Cuvee@amalierobert.com and by phone at 503-88-CUVEE (503-882-8833) to schedule your
appointment, or to place an order if you cannot join us.
Well, we have turned the corner
in the vineyard. Our three sets of catch wires are up and clipped into place,
the first hedge is completed, and the vineyard crew has done their best at
removing the proper amount of leaf coverage to just partially expose our wine
berries. We wouldn’t want to show too much skin this early in the game. The
fruit set looks to be light, but the numbers are not yet in.
Vineyard inspector number 527,
without an appointment, ready for a little outdoor tasting @AmalieRobert
Open air outdoor wine tastings
are happening from 10 am to 3 pm each and every weekend now through Labor Day.
Make an appointment and come on by, you just don’t know who you might see. Here
is the tasting protocol under the new shade canopy overlooking 35 acres of
Amalie Robert Estate Vines.
Upon arrival you will be offered
your choice of barrel station. Each barrel station is at least 6 feet away from
any other barrel station and is equipped with a bottle of sanitizer to be used
on your hands. Lip sanitizer, by definition, is part of the tasting program.
Your barrel station will include
a new Amalie Robert Riedel glass (they make these just for us) for each person
in your party and an unopened bottle of water that you may share among your
party to rinse your new stemware. There will also be a double-sided all-in-one
tasting program and order form. We may also include some laminated marketing
SWAG that is sanitized before and after your tasting appointment. The tasting
fee is $15 with the Riedel tasting glass and $10 is refundable on any two
bottle purchase per person. You may also opt for the Riedel Burgundy glass for
$25 and $10 is refundable on any two bottle purchase per person. The now
christened Amalie Robert Riedel glass is yours to keep and may be rinsed again.
We understand travel is somewhat
of a challenge this year. If you find that you cannot make it to the vineyard,
let us pack up a little of our terroir and ship it to you, weather permitting.
Use the Big Blue Button to pre-order for pick up, or to place an order for
shipping.
If you are spending some quality
time watching films, may we suggest some timeless classics such as the Agatha
Christie Hercule Poirot series, or maybe the ever-thrilling Alfred Hitchcock or
the short lived original Star Trek series. All very Pinot family friendly.
Now if you find yourself at the
corner of confused and bewildered, you may have just crossed the border into
the Twilight Zone. Or our local Safeway, where you can find the depleted
shelves being restocked with never before seen products, such as this.
And so now that the vineyard is
cruising on autopilot, you are probably wondering what Ernie is doing with all
his spare time between now and harvest. Well, let’s just say he is keeping
himself amused.
Has this ever happened to you?
You sit down to peruse the daily inoculum of mayhem from your E-mail
productivity program and it shows you nothing. Your first clue that something
has gone awry is that you are using software written by the world’s second
greatest marketing company, whose stock symbol is MSFT. The first greatest
marketing company is, of course, Lionel Trains.
You click the little blue button
with your pointing device (whose idea was originally stolen from Digital
Equipment Company) and a medium sized blue screen appears that informs you that
your (MSFT annuity based revenue stream) E-mail program is starting. Then the
screen disappears, and that’s all you get. Sweet F@ck All, is the phrase Ernie
picked up in MSFT Ireland.
Standard operating procedure is
to shut down, pour another cup of morning accelerant and start up again. Rinse
and repeat - same result. At this point you realize you are not the only person
to have had this problem, just the latest one. Off to the wonderful word of web
browsing to see just how bad this problem is, and how one might once again gain
access to one’s E-mail file – in a timely manner.
Fortunately, this problem is
unfortunate, but not uncommon. A quick little diagnosis reveals you may start
the offending program in safe mode with this run command: Outlook /safe. You
will notice there is a space in this command. Must be a typo, Ernie thought.
Nope, it’s there on purpose. Remember, first and foremost, this is a marketing
company.
And lo and behold Outlook starts
in safe mode and right there in front of you are all of your E-mails and
subfolders containing even more E-mails! And a history of every E-mail you have
ever sent, just in case. Now the fix here is simplicity itself, just disable
the add-in (that added itself in) that is causing Outlook to not start up on
its own. Right, what’s a cubit?
Yeah, don’t hold your breath.
After disemboweling the Outlook program, and rebooting each and every time,
still no joy. “Aye captain, I’ve got some bad news for yea. I am afraid it is
time to eject the warp core.” No, there is an even easier and faster solution
that Ernie picked up working at MSFT. You quite simply and with great pleasure,
uninstall the offending program! It is really simple and quite gratifying.
Another half cup of mid-morning accelerant and a high fiber bran muffin is your
reward as you watch the little blue bar get longer and longer as your Intel
Core i7, 7th Gen x86 based processor vanquishes the malignant software. Now we
are making an impact!
By the way, when are we moving
off the x86 architecture? We really should be 4 valves per cylinder, direct
injection twin turbos by now. Or hydrogen power, or warp drive.
Next up, install a clean,
uncorrupted version of the offending software. A quick download is the norm,
but here in the middle of nowhere with nowhere internet service, we have some
time to bake a fresh batch of high fiber bran muffins. A quick reboot, and
there it is. Everything is back to “new-normal” and you may resume your early
afternoon onboarding of mayhem. Maybe time to back-up your files.
And then it hits you. It’s
tractor maintenance week at Uncle Ernie’s work farm. Three Italian tractors,
one German rototiller, one French hedger, one Canadian sprayer and an
Irish-American mower. This year, we have a nice little crop of issues that
really should have been non-issues except for the fact that the Italians seem
to have lost a few pages in translation getting to ISO 9000.
After 20 years that overly tight
zip tie finally cut through a heater hose going to the cab in the tractor in
which Ernie spends a significant amount of quality time spraying the vineyard.
No big deal you think, we really do not need heat in the cab this time of year,
and besides the air conditioning was just repaired.
Tractor bypass surgery
Except for the fact that the
heater hose is connected to the water pump which is connected to the radiator
which cools the 100 horsepower diesel engine that powers the whole shebang.
Lose all of the coolant and what you have left is a really big paperweight
stuck in the middle of 35 acres of vines. At least the wheel studs are tight
this year.
And then there is the
ever-expanding puddle of transmission oil dripping off of the muffler mounted
directly below the transmission. No matter how you spin that, it does not come
out well. There is a single oil line coming from the engine compartment
disappearing underneath the cab, behind the interior panels and reappearing just
before the rear axle.
Turns out we have a metal clamp,
without a protective rubber gromet, that secures this metal oil line to the
transmission housing. And get this, there is a whole bundle of electrical wires
zip tied to that metal oil line! Much like the Grinch, you can only put up with
this for so long before metal fatigue becomes a rupture. What could this
possibly operate? Doesn’t really matter, it is an oil leak that leaks on the
muffler. You don’t have to be a winemaker to realize oil dripping on a hot
muffler is not a sustainable condition. What is it with the Italians and their
zip ties?
You know, these cell phones have
incredible cameras these days. Who remembers The Eastman Kodak Company? A
picture may well be worth a 1,000 words but sending off an image to the
engineers who designed the equipment is priceless. And much less is lost in
translation, even with the Canadians, eh?
Here we have a chain drive pump
with an idler bearing. A classic and farmer tested design that has not evolved
much, if at all since it was invented. And if it works, you don’t get to fix it
- yet. But if the idler bearing is wearing out in less than 1 season, you
cannot escape the conclusion, and $107 plus freight, that something is askew.
And in this case it is the out of alignment lower pump drive sprocket “walking”
its way back along the input shaft where it will meet certain doom when the
chain comes in contact with the frame. This is a priority one repair, as in do
it right farming now. Yabba Dabba Do It Now!
What the engineer sees
What the winegrower sees
Leverage. When you have applied
the maximum amount of force with the hammers you have and are not making an
impact, you need leverage. Leverage in the form of a 4 foot bar and your best
hammer not so gently coaxing this sprocket back to its original factory
installed position. Hence, we apply the principle E=mc2 where the mass does not
change, however it does absorb significant energy. And over time, directly
applied energy slowly realigns the lower pump drive sprocket with the upper
sprocket, thus extending the life of said idler bearing. You learn Einstein’s
theory of relativity in school, but applied percussive maintenance is learned
on the job. Please refer to page 118 of the May issue of Modern Agrarian.
And of course, there are the
standard oil, lube and filter chores for 5 diesel powered machines. Nice to see
a pack of field mice thought the air cleaner was a good place to build a nest.
Top off the radiator, check the tires and don’t forget to grease the zerks.
They really appreciate it. And so, that is what gets Ernie out of bed in the
morning, albeit very cautiously. Almost as much fun as opening E-mail…
But the vines sure look nice!
You can reach Dena by email at
Cuvee@amalierobert.com and by phone at 503-88-CUVEE (503-882-8833) to schedule
your appointment, or to place an order if you cannot join us.
Kindest Regards,
Dena & Ernie
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